46 INCHES Long..........

We kid you not. This is what they had written in all of the press releases, and on all of the flyers and posters for this past Friday's gig at the Hamilton County Parks' beer tasting event in Winton Woods. We saved some flyers as proof....sheesh....46 INCHES Long.....

So, of course, you'd imagine the place to be packed with excited (if nervous) lonely women and elephant fetishists................but no such luck.....

That's not to say that it wasn't packed with cool people and excellent beer. At the beginning of the night, I walk in to the main room where we're going to play. The entire room is ringed with tables loaded with trays of bottled beer on ice....the good stuff, too. Jonathan says to me, "Either this is going to be the best gig ever, or the most frustrating gig ever, depending on their beer policy for the band!" (Actually that hot lesbian swimsuit model gig was pretty frustrating for me, but to each his own. Jonathan always was only in it for the beer...)

Anyhow, we got to play right next to the Moerlein OTR booth, and the kind gentlemen there made sure our cups were never empty for long. Did we mention that we love Moerlein OTR?

So this was a very good gig, and we got to play for an entire crowd of 46 Long virgins - I didn't recognize any familiar faces, anyhow. Want to give a shout out to the College Hill Beer Club, our favorite school SRO, and all the folks running the show. It was a great night, and we hope to be invited back to more Hamilton County sponsored events!